[ My Uncle Is Audrey Hepburn ]
[ Screenwriter, Shim Bo Young ]
Hey, Park Sung Jae. You worthless bastard!
You mean me?
Yes, it's you.
Are you crazy?
Have you eaten spoiled food this morning?
Hurry up and tell it again.
I said you're scared and worthless.
Are you angry?
If you were, just hit me.
How dare you act like that in front of me?
Get lost.
Hey, looks like you can't do it. Park Sung Jae!
Were you pissed off!?
I'm asking if you were pissed off.
Why are you avoiding me?
You're afraid that you will get caught from this?
Goodness. This punk!
This punk, seriously!
Hey, what did you said?
Tell it once again.
[ Rose of Betrayal by Uhm Jung Hwa ] [ Special thanks to xenudo.blogspot.com ] Even the small margin of love hasn't been to me from the first,
So I was stuck on the glitter of your eyes too easily.
After cutting my hair which grows long, I saw myself in tears.
I seem to have dreamed in the mirror so far.
Why did you choose me among many people?
I've never wanted the ties of affection gone soon.
Somewhere you may say that every woman in the world is easy to get on with.
Are you, unaware of my hurt heart, laughing?
You'll regret it.
Unni,
I would like to go for a facial surgery,
which part is better?
Let me see.
Gosh.
You're so beautiful. Don't do it, my dear.
You know what,
she had refined her nose many times,
and its holes are like the Pacific Ocean.
You must be crazy. Why you're like this?
I only did it for three times.
Go home after you get off from work, okay?
Hurry up and eat there.
Gosh. Forget it.
I'll get fat if I eat around this time.
Not a full meal, but a light one. This woman.
Go home right now and eat.
Okay.
See you next time.
How is my performance today?
It's the best!
You look so soft.
But Unni, how tall are you?
Me...
I'm a six-footer.
My chests should have been bigger.
It went wrong.
Okay, drink some more.
It's my treat.
Enjoy eating.
[ Oh Doo Il, 010-411-7759 ]
But, why you didn't get married?
Did you change your RRN ID?
[ In Korean 's RRN's 7th digit, males born in 1900-1999 are 1, while females are 2 ]
We're number 1, right?
Do you think switching to 2 is an easy matter?
If it's changed,
will I not be able to get married?
Why?
What's the problem this time?
Men.
Goodness.
Men are the problem.
Oh my.
In short, people wants to win over other people.
Oh, wait a minute.
Yes. Hello.
This is Audrey speaking.
Oh Doo Il.
It's you, right?
Who is this?
Doo Il, it's me. Your elder brother.
Have you been well?
I have been having a great time of my life.
Thank goodness.
After ten years have passed,
you suddenly called me out of nowhere.
Doo Il.
I'll ask a favor from you.
Excuse me, Oh Sung Il.
I'm Audrey.
The Oh Doo Il you know...
...doesn't recognize her brother anymore.
What about the compensation?
Did I wake you up?
I said what about that!
Just use that money to pay the security deposit.
You can just use that money to pay those loan sharks!
Damn it.
I'll have to go somewhere.
I'll send you to someone.
Where are you going to send me?
You even left me to the church, to my uncle, and to your friends.
Where is it again now?
Where are you going to leave me behind!?
To your uncle.
Who's uncle is that?
There's someone.
How long will we arrive there?
He's my uncle?
Goodness.
You really go all the way here.
It's not like you're still a kid fooling around?
you're still doing that?
Am I a fool?
Do I look like I'm fooling around here?
Oppa.
Look at my pretty face.
See if I'm fooling around or living well.
Stop saying "Oppa".
It makes me feel disgusting.
Oppa,
you said this to me.
To have a proper life.
I've been living properly all this time.
Gosh. You must didn't know it.
I'll excuse myself.
I'll go to the comfort room first.
[ 22 years ago ]
Hey! What's all of these!?
What the hell are you doing!? You lunatic!
Look!
Look! Look at this, you perverted bastard!
I said I won't stay still if you keep this wig with you!
Get out!
I just try it at home,
and haven't worn it once.
I'm serious.
That's why, why do this craziness!?
This is me!
This is who I am!
This is me being crazy.
This is the real me.
I didn't thought that this is how...
...I have raised you all this time!
You've grown up this way!?
Get out! Get out from here!
I'm sorry!
Get out!
- Hyung! - Get out from here!
Get out!
How old are you now?
I'm 17 years old.
Why Oh Sung Il left behind a 17-year-old boy here?
Is this what he usually does?
I'll get going now.
Where?
My Dad won't come back.
What?
If you will reject me being left to you,
you'll regret it few days later.
It may be inconvenient to look each other at this moment.
Oh my.
It's better to pretend that nothing happened now.
Oh my.
You mean me?
Damn it!
Hey!
Eat before you go.
Look over there.
Look at him.
Is he a man or a woman? How could he dress like that?
He's really nasty.
Goodness. He's nasty.
What's with him?
He's really nasty.
You're here.
Is this him?
It's him.
Hey.
You should greet your elders.
Helllo.
What's this?
Sushi.
Wow, it's sushi.
Unni,
I can't see him tomorrow anymore.
Why?
He's enlisted for the reserved army.
Goodness. He'll have a tough time.
Why don't you eat?
Just eat comfortably.
Can I really eat comfortably?
You want to eat in discomfort?
Just eat.
No need to feel embarrassed.
I'm afraid of getting infected.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hey.
You're really a simple, neat-freaked fool. I like it.
Unni.
Before, I thought that he's as sly as a fox.
What's wrong with you?
You are totally stupid.
You're adorable.
Eat.
Hey you.
Stay in that room.
You could be infected from diseases,
so don't mess up things there.
It's just for today. I'll leave tomorrow.
Fine, go safely.
Just eat.
This is Unni's food. Just eat all of these.
Eat a lot before you go home.
But you know what,
I don't know if it's uncomfortable sending me all the way there.
[ My son ]
I just come out to get some air and go back to play.
Shall we?
It's just fine, right?
The receiver cannot pick up the phone.
Want to join?
Please put it here.
Okay.
I'll definitely take back all my prestige.
Oh, you're amazing.
All right.
What have you felt when you met him?
You're both blood-related, so both of you are attractive.
No way.
Geez.
His Dad can't still be contacted?
Hey, do you think Oh Sung Il will come?
If that person comes, I'll fry his hands and dip it on a sauce.
Why are you like that? Seriously.
But you know what,
when I was a kid,
someone made fun of me that I'm a girl.
Then, my elder brother will come and beat them.
But when I grew up,
he started beating me.
He said I was crazy.
What's the use of saying that?
There's a fool in our family too.
Saying that I became stupid as I took the wrong medicine.
I can't understand it after I was told for 500 times.
Right?
Goodness.
It's not.
I still wear my wedding dress.
How good for you.
Even so,
both of you were provided with proper clothing,
and got send to school until you were 17 years old.
So thinking about you at that young age,
you must have suffered a lot.
Goodness, this wench.
There's no one within us who's not having a hard time.
Everyone knows that you tried.
In such times,
people can live from relying to one or two persons.
My elder brother and I didn't experienced that.
He's still the same.
He said it was my fault.
[ Thank you for yesterday. Goodbye. ]
Where are you going?
At school.
At this dawn?
My school is at Seoul.
I'll get going now.
Hey.
Come and follow me.
When you come back here,
buy me some melons.
Pardon?
After you get off work... I mean, you'll be at school?
What's this?
I'll be at school.
Whatever! Damn it!
Anyways,
buy me those after you come back.
Gosh, I'm tired.
And when you come back,
just ride in a taxi.
[ Transgender ]
What's that?
You scared the hell out of me.
You haven't transferred school?
I heard you went to your relatives.
Generally, I can live timidly.
But there's no way for me to live there.
Why?
Just.
Forget it.
Anyways, I won't transfer.
[ I'm on my way to Seoul right now. ] [ If you see my message, please call me. ] [ Dad, where are you? ]
Hey.
That's the person I met when I see him be enlisted in the army.
No wonder, he looked like an idol.
He's really handsome and has a nice body.
I stood beside him so cautiously,
but he told me to go.
Seriously. I'm the one who's getting crazy here.
Try calling him.
I don't know his phone number.
Hey you.
You haven't brought umbrella with you?
The door's password is 1111.
We're just as simple as what you think.
You startled me.
What's this?
The melons.
Gosh. Why brought that to me?
Just put that in the fridge.
Use that to buy umbrella.
You must have thought that Audrey is just totally elegant, weren't you?
Wrong.
She is full of love too just like Audrey Hepburn.
I'll just earn money right away and get out from here.
How will you able to do that?
I'll try to earn 5 million won,
then I'll leave here.
Geez.
You recognized him?
Oh my, Jae Hyung!
He's totally my style!
Oh my. Look at him how good he dances.
Was it you?
Goodness. I was curious who's that kid they're talking about,
then you just walked in here, you punk!
Do you want to learn a lesson from me!?
Let's set out some rules here.
You can't just barge in to my room as you wish.
Don't even intentionally peek over me.
Goodness.
Besides, do something with the comfort room too!
Something's wrong over there?
It was installed 3 months ago.
We already have rules in Audrey's home.
Do yoga from Mondays to Fridays,
go shopping on weekends.
Everyone, be ready.
Let's go.
Let's go!
I have to hurry up and move.
Hey.
You want to earn money, right?
I'll let you take a part-time job.
Everything looks pretty.
Please hold this one.
Goodness. It's so pretty.
May I just go first?
Hey, this is really wonderful!
I'm really happy.
You know what,
when I open the bar,
if I wear these lovely and bright clothes, it will be great.
My precious kid and...
...my honey.
Oh my!
Try to fit it.
This is better than your face.
I'll buy this for you.
That hateful woman.
I mean...
What's this? What about me!?
Why are you wearing strange clothes?
Why?
What's the problem?
Is there a law stipulating that you can't wear skirt if you're not attractive?
I mean, not that.
Not a skirt,
but can't you just wear ordinary clothes?
Come closer to me.
Listen well.
Did you hold back your poop in the comfort room before?
Pardon?
You see,
if the male and female comfort room are not shown clearly,
it will create a fuss and cause both sides to be offended.
People stared at us with their strange eyes,
saying that we are scary.
Goodness!
I find it annoying to wore like this too.
You should look at the mirror before blaming others.
Hey, you punk!
If I just get married, you'll surely faint out!
Did you just sigh?
Not at all.
You clearly did it.
No.
Where's that injured leg of yours?
Let me stomp over that!
And see how precious your legs are.
He's a lunatic.
Please!
Gosh. You startled me!
Goodness. That startled me!
Hey!
Come over here.
You don't know how to knock?
How come you still haven't fixed the comfort room?
You...
You'll really leave after having 5 million won?
Yes.
What are you going to do with it?
I'll pay it for the house's security deposit where we live.
What a load of crap.
He had gave birth to a filial son.
He really did.
Then,
why you haven't got any contact from my Dad?
Have a seat.
Your Dad...
...drove me out when I was 17 years old,
and when my mother's house was burned, I disappeared.
I stayed in bed for a long time back then.
Goodness. Reminiscing those days that I've suffered,
do you think he will contact me?
He can't even be compared to the outsiders.
But,
do you look like your father?
What?
What did you say, punk!?
I can't really talk properly with him!
Oh my!
Didn't you pay all your mother's surgery fees?
If you have no money, you can come back.
I don't want to.
I'm going to get married right away.
That's up to you.
You guys.
When there are no customers,
you should clean up the tables.
Thank you.
Hey you,
I told you to take some yoga sessions, but where did you use it?
You've spend it all?
How can you come to work every day?
What's the point?
My fans are looking for me. How can I not come?
Here.
Forget it.
All right.
You guys.
Know that he's a kitchen slave,
so never let him get out to the hall.
He is not a gay, so don't bother with him.
Huh?
Or he may be.
I even hate those persons like him.
I guess he looks like that.
Just wash the dishes for two hours.
I'll give you your pay.
But you must not come out to the hall.
Even breathing near there, or else I'll fire you.
If I can't contact you after long,
you have to get out of my house.
2 hours, my foot!
Hey, you're mocking the glasses over there.
I'll deduct it from your salary.
Abolish is "pyeji-hada". [ 폐지하다 ]
Hello.
I haven't thought of apples become like this.
I peeled those well.
Oh, you did well.
Do it again.
I mean...
What the heck is this?
Recently, we are recruiting security team for the civilians.
My apologies.
We have no time at night.
Well, you see, Miss.
I found out that you've joined a security team before.
Sir, you've worked hard.
No way.
But you see,
there are children and teenagers among 1,200 residents.
There are many women from those, you know that?
Those persons often complains that it's inconvenient for them,
and they can't personally say anything to you.
But it you could be a bit decent, I will be grateful for that.
Yes. I undestood.
I mean...
I don't want you to settle it with talks.
I didn't really want to say this to you.
If you are too promiscuous,
what about the children here?
I can't take this anymore.
Sir,
what did you said just now?
Don't butt in.
Promiscuous?
Is it fine to talk nonsense in someone else's house?
Damn it. How dare a kid talk back to elders?
Look at you!
Hey, you fucking bastard!
You're babbling bullshit in front of us!
Why are you too much interested?
Is it your forte to provoke someone like him!?
How dare you fucking bastard!? Seriously!
Get lost, you bastard!
I said get lost!
I shouldn't deal with people like you.
Get out!
You look nasty! Goodness!
He's the one who's ridiculous.
You'll get wrinkles if you're too angry.
Uncle, you were awesome.
Just study, you punk!
Do you think I even care for you?
If you were born that way,
why keep being humiliated by others!?
He was born that way and lives.
Come out for a moment.
To the hall?
What's with her?
Come over here.
Just eat. We're closed for today.
Why is that?
She's in a bad mood today.
Did something happened?
What's the use of talking about that?
There are days when nothing happens.
Her experiences in life is endless.
But occasionally, she feels so emotional.
She's not even yet an old man.
You're a family of Oh Doo Il too,
so please stay with him on a day where he feels sad.
We are all like that.
Na Bi.
Come over here and dance.
Me?
Shall I go and change the atmosphere?
[ Bboom Bboom by Momoland ] [ Special thanks to genius.com ] Give it to you, my eyes, eyes, eyes.
A series of my touch, touch, touch, touch.
One and only my love, love, my lover.
From my head, bboom bboom.
To my toes, bboom bboom, bboom bboom...
Give it to you...
Wow wow, I lose my mind again because of your charm.
Go over there.
Wow wow. I, I am surprised again.
Hit it, hit it, hit it, ho!
Ooh ooh ooh, what can I say about you?
I feel like I'm suffocated.
Keep looking, keep coming.
Now only look at me.
I'll shake your heart.
More and more, fall in love.
Let's take a photo.
I'm taking now.
One, two, three.
In front of you, I bboom bboom.
I'll give you bboom bboom, bboom bboom, ow! (Yeah, bboom bboom)
I've been well, Dad.
Uncle gave me work and I was able to save money.
Hurry and come pick me up.
Hey!
This kid, seriously.
How can you come in wearing a school uniform?
I'll be here for an hour before the business opens.
Not even at the comfort room.
You'll come back right away?
Have you eaten?
I'll go back later.
Hello.
We're going to open at 7:00 p.m.
Oh?
Where is the owner named Oh Doo Il here?
Oh Sung Il entrusted him to you.
We heard that his son, Oh Joon Ho, is working here.
If the authorities found out that a minor works at a bar,
your business permit will be revoked, know that?
What are they?
Hyung.
Who?
Me?
Of course, we should this his younger brother well.
Hang on.
Noona.
It's making me confused.
They are really harsh.
You see it here, right?
That young boy was working on his uncle's place.
Hyung.
I can tell the police and be rewarded,
but I just overlooked it and came here.
Oh Sung Il...
...has used more people's money than what I imagined.
At this time, the family must help pay what its member has owed.
Hyung.
Please lend me the phone.
Hyung!
How dare you come and make mess? Damn you!
Na Bi, you step on it.,
No way. Don't step over it!
I've just changed my mobile phone!
If I'm afraid of you guys,
do you think I will be able to step over this?
Hyung, I don't want to do anything nor hit you,
but why are you just fooling around with us!?
If you're like this at Audrey's bar, your tongue will surely get cut off.
If you have seen me when I was still a man,
I would have already flipped you over, bastards.
Then, let's settle it man to man.
The more I see this, it's getting worse.
You're not even that pleasant!
Then, don't look at me and get out!
You just came in and said those shit.
Why? Want me to poke out your eyeballs?
You're waiting for that?
Get lost, you bastards!
Goodness! This Noona, seriously!
Talking won't work with her!
Joon Ho.
Are you okay, Joon Ho!?
Why come here and ask for Dad's money?
They are not related to that!
What's with him?
Who are you?
Oh, so you're his son, Joon Ho.
You guys are one family, so why it doesn't matter?
What's wrong with you?
How dare you talk like that in front of elders?
That gaze in your eyes. You're being arrogant.
Shall I teach you a lesson?
Joon Ho is important to us.
Just have a fight with me.
I'm a woman who has a third-degree belt in taekwondo, bastards!
Get off!
You must be crazy!
Have a taste of my kick!
Get off, you brat!
Gosh, it hurts.
What will you do if your face got wounded?
Oh Sung Il, that person!
He's not a big help for my life.
I'm really sorry.
Why would you?
I just wanted to apologize.
The more one has nothing like you,
the less you can apologize at your own will.
And besides,
what if they all hurt your head totally, huh?
No one will believe in you.
And you.
I said that if you come out of the hall, you'll get fired.
You're not even a black knight, so why got beaten?
Why did you come out?
Don't come to work tomorrow.
I will find other job for you.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
It became like this.
Shall I let my cheekbones get removed?
Oh my!
Why are you laughing, you little kid?
You're annoying me.
She is full of love too just like Audrey Hepburn.
When I open the bar,
if I wear these lovely and bright clothes, it will be great.
Don't come to work tomorrow.
I will find other job for you.
Have you eaten?
Yes.
Oh my, what to do?
He has a great vision.
That's beautiful. Let me take a picture.
One, two, three.
You're really going to get married.
Did he got hooked with you?
It's me who got hooked from him.
Oh my.
You're terrific. You're really amazing.
One, two, three.
Take a photo of us.
Okay.
One, two, three.
Hang on.
Why didn't Joon Ho went out with us?
He must be afraid that a fascinating woman will get married.
[ Oh Joon Ho ]
Oh my.
Hey.
He's ignoring my calls.
Just leave him. Let him have fun too.
It's even awkward for a 17-year-old boy to stay here.
Unni, be in the front.
Really?
- Let's take a picture together. - What to do? It's too bright.
Okay. I'll do it now.
One, two, three.
One more.
Hello.
There are rooms here where cards are played?
What?
Last time, he prepared himself to play with go-stop here.
But I can't find him anymore.
When are they going to open?
What are you?
I just need to look for my Dad.
He's Oh Sung Il.
Excuse me!
What's wrong?
I'm not here to play cards. I just need to find my Dad.
He's not here.
If you just roam around here,
I'll report you to the police.
This is making me crazy.
Goodness.
Shall we try hitting his head lightly?
Why?
Are you ready to get harmed?
It doesn't even matter if we're alone.
I specially want to see you.
Hey.
I heard you deliberately want to get beaten to be compensated.
What shit are you talking about?
Joon Ho, please stop hitting me.
Please forgive me once.
Don't hit me. It's my fault, Joon Ho.
Have you gone nuts?
What are you doing?
To seek for justice.
What are you doing?
Joon Ho! Don't do this!
Joon Ho.
Where did he go?
Joon Ho.
It's better to cut off ties with me and my father.
Thank you for all this time, Audrey.
Where did he go?
Joon Ho!
I'm really sorry.
Damn it! Seriously!
He won't answer.
I told you we can't find him.
We don't know where he wandered around.
We can't do anything if we just stay here.
Goodness. I had scolded Oh Joon Ho.
Let's go home first.
Yes. Hello.
Pardon?
I said that's not true.
I mean, how could I beat him?
You said you wanted to avenge on him before.
I saw it all.
Joon Hoo hit him.
Mom, look at this, I have to go to the hospital again.
Gosh. What should I do?
For the meantime, Joon Ho, if your guardian won't come,
you have to wait here.
I told you, my father can't come.
They just did it on their own!
Joon Ho.
Please stay still first.
There are no CCTV's from here?
Hello.
Are you just fine?
Nice to meet you.
I'm Joon Ho's uncle.
I am his father.
Gosh. Forget the greetings.
Look at my child's face.
Joon Ho suffered from Sung Jae's physical violence last time.
This time.
Joon Ho's uncle,
can you talk with me for a moment?
Okay.
We will contact you after the investigation.
You've worked hard.
What style is that? You look ugly.
It's nasty.
Why have you just listened to them?
Then,
you want to stay at jail?
Do you think I will be grateful for this?
I said I didn't fight with them. Why won't you believe me!?
You threatened them that you'll hurt yourself?
That's why, you deliberately provoke others and take their money?
A kid like you already done it for a few times!?
It's because I need money.
I just want to have 5 million won to live with my father.
I see.
So by hurting your body, you'll take other people's money?
Why?
Is your dream to be a bad guy?
Do you think I have to rely on others forever?
Do you even understand my existence?
There's no one on my side.
No one help me. Don't you know how frustrating it is!?
Why you don't know!?
The more I'll do that,
the lesser bad things I could do.
By doing that,
I'll be able to live a decent life.
Dear friends, can't we just go back and quarrel there?
What's this? Are you okay?
Goodness.
Gosh It's suffocating me.
I'm so frustrated.
My water won't trickle, right?
It won't burst, right?
What's the point?
Even if the elephant steps on, it won't explode.
Hey, you wench!
That hurts!
They need to see my RRN ID, so I looked like this.
Never mind, I won't look at you.
You can just wear that way outside.
I can't even blink my eyes suddenly. What's wrong?
You wondered about it too, right?
Come here.
I said, come here.
Hurry up and come here! Won't you hurry!?
Have you gone nuts!?
You're running away from home?
Gosh. You fool.
I told you that we are very simple, didn't I?
As long as you're in Audrey's family, everything is okay.
Got it?
What guy has been away from home for a long time?
Where did you throw your bag?
Oh, my bag.
I guess we need to go shopping.
Go to bed early.
Try running away again, you punk!
Oh Joon Ho.
I've fixed up the comfort room.
I'm going to my bed.
Good night.
Don't look at your phone anymore.
Good night.
Please have a rest.
[ Anyone can be addicted to gambling. ] [ Anyone can be cured from it. ]
Epilogue
Are you really Oh Doo Il?
It must be his family.
I am.
I'm a trans.
Pardon?
I'm a trans.
Doranseu? [ A small transformer for home users ]
I mean, trans.
He's a transgender.
Gosh. Seriously.
Just go there by yourself.
Hey, why are you like this?
Go with me. Hurry up.
Take back your RRN ID. [ Resident registration number ]
Gosh. Seriously.
How come she don't know about transgender?
Dad.
Goodness.
I don't want to look at his face.
Here.
Oh my.
You listened to him well, right?
Of course.
She's okay with everything.
[ My Uncle Is Audrey Hepburn ]
Translations (and some transcriptions) by: void_spell